Things a college student considers at the grocery store...

1. Does it require utensils?

2. Will it keep for long periods of time?

3. Can I microwave it? 

4. Can I run out the door with it? 

5. Is it under $5 dollars?

And with these general guidelines in mind, a sad trip to the grocery stor

e left me with Uncle Ben's rice in a pouch, tortillas, some cheese, (quesadillas a la microwave are great), tobasco sauce (to mask the taste of Uncle Ben), a bag of carrots, mint muskateers, tortilla chips, and salsa. 

 

A typically dinner consists of ABC.go.com for endless entertain

ment while I mindlessly eat tortillas from off my desk. 

God I hate living in a dormitory. 

I drooled in the grocery market line while looking through a Martha Stewart Living magazine. A delicious matzo covered chicken breast recipe was calling my Jewish roots.